Lucifer sighed as he continued to drag the overly full bag of garbage towards the dump.  He hadn't noticed before, but he was actually pretty exhausted...and hungry.  His stomach growled in protest of the last few fast-food meals he'd been given for dinner.  "Man, I'd give anything for some real food..."

A few more steps and he had reached the large bin.  The bag had grown noticeably lighter since Lucifer had left the apartment.  As he heaved it over his shoulder, an empty flapping sound made his eyes widen considerably.  "Don't drag it or it'll tear and garbage will spill everywhere!"  Alciel's voice echoed in his mind as he stared, dumbfounded, at the empty, white bag.

"Well maybe if you weren't such a tight-wad and separated your garbage instead of stuffing it all into one bag, this wouldn't have happened!"  Lucifer shouted, his fist clenched around the bag so hard that it actually trembled.

"Um...who are you talking to?"

Lucifer's entire body stiffened.  He cranked his head towards the voice to see a young girl with (eye color) eyes staring at him with an odd expression.  You arched an eyebrow questioningly and walked past him to the bin, throwing your own bag of garbage atop the fly-infested mound of trash.

"N-No one!  I don't know what you're talking about!"  Lucifer crossed his arms over his chest and frowned.  "You must be hearing things."

"Either that or you have an imaginary friend and don't want to admit it," you smirked deviously at the purple-haired demon.  "Is she your girlfriend~?"  Lucifer opened his mouth, then closed it as you held out your hand expectantly.  A warm smile lit up your face, causing him to blush slightly.  "My name is ______.  What's yours?"

"...Urushihara," Lucifer muttered, a piece of stray hair drifting over his nose as he scratched his neck awkwardly.

"That's...an odd name," you admitted rather bluntly, causing Lucifer to almost fall flat on his face.  He gave you a flat look.  "I'm gonna call you Shishi~!"

"...Shishi?"  Lucifer repeated numbly.  The entire side of his face twitched as you allowed a delighted giggle to escape your lips.

"Yep!  See you later, Shishi!"

"HEY!"  A vein appeared on Lucifer's forehead as he watched you skip away, waving back over your shoulder as you disappeared into the fading sunlight.  His hand grew limp, a feeling of dread settling over him.  "Okay...she was kind of cute..."